Thursday, October 8, 2009

Daily Fucked Up Question #15



Dillinger Four are IMHO, arguably the best thing to ever come out of Minneapolis, even outside of the punk rock spectrum (That's right, even better than Prince). They've influenced so many bands that have come out after them and, without sounding too cliche, will continue to do so for years. The energy and intensity they put out during their live performances is not unlike taking a cattle prod to the nuts. So we decided that we're gonna dedicating this post to them.

Their song "Noble Stabbings!" includes the following lyrics:

I am not unforgiving
But I won't take the fall
Let the ashes surround us
I am not gonna crawl through
Broken glass and razor wire
I don't care if yesterday burns
Stoke up the fire

Fire, ashes, razor wire and broken glass... nice. All these make for gruesome results so it wasn't too hard to come up with a Fucked Up question. Even for those not familiar with punk, you should check Dillinger Four out just cause we said so.

Would you rather...

1) Be strangled for a minute with razor wire (non-fatal) or crawl army-style through fifty yards of broken glass?

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Daily Fucked Up Question #14



Sorry dudes, due to some technical problems, we weren't able to post yesterday. Please still be our friends...please? =/
Really? No? That's it? We're not friends? ...well fuck you asshole!
Oh wait...you DO want to be friends? Oh shit my bad, okay we're cool then we're cool.

Uhh well anyway, we are in the midst of an eventful Wednesday folks! Not only does the new season of South Park start tonight, but its user-submission day as well! we're gonna be lazy and completely ignore user-submission day!

And to make up for the lack of a post yesterday (you're lucky to be even getting that much out of us), we'll go ahead and post a couple South Park questions first:

Would You Rather...

1) Eat your parents that were cooked into a chili or have the sound of your name be the brown noise?
2) Use the entity as your only means of transportation or a fetus permanently stuck to your head?
3) Have a gerbil burrow through your ass or fuck the post-op Garrison?

Monday, October 5, 2009

Daily Fucked Up Question #13



Happy Monday, hope all of you are enjoying being miserable at your job or school. And don't lie, we know you're all miserable otherwise you wouldn't be perusing the internet to stumble upon our humble blog... That's really the only way to go about finding anything amusing on the internet, random perusing. And we're glad that of all the blogs you landed on, you landed on ours ;)

Anyway, enough dick-sucking, here's what you came for hungry dogs, your daily TFU! question.

Would you rather...

1) Tongue the balls of Kimbo Slice after every workout for life or smuggle a pound of heroin in your ass across the U.S. border from Mexico once a week?

Friday, October 2, 2009

Daily Fucked Up Question #12



Just wanted to say thanks again, TFU! followers. Within 24 hours we received another 100 unique hits! To celebrate we're throwing another party, with FREE FOOD...except you came too late and we only have two types of...ehh... "unique" culinary items for you. Here's your choices:

Would You Rather...

1) Eat a hotdog made of real dog meat or eat a Boston cream donut where the cream is a guy from Boston's special 'cream' filling?

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Daily Fucked Up Question #11



IT'S TIME TO PARTY TFU!

LAST NIGHT WE HIT 500 UNIQUE VIEWS AND NOW WE'RE TYPING IN ALL CAPS TO SHOW HOW EXCITED WE ARE! LET'S CELEBRATE WITH A 500 QUESTION:

WOULD YOU RATHER...

1) TRY TO FIGHT 500 BIKER DUDES OR BE THE CENTER OF A 500 GUY BUKAKKE CIRCLE?