tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12799396211762536752024-03-12T18:03:50.348-07:00That's Fucked Up! - The "Would You Rather..." Game with Balls (...and Semen and Incest)The "Would You Rather..." Game with Balls (...and semen and incest)That's Fucked Up: The Bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11113919741692690113noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1279939621176253675.post-41490714766570565572009-10-08T21:43:00.000-07:002009-10-08T22:18:58.779-07:00Daily Fucked Up Question #15<img src=http://blogs.denverpost.com/reverb/wp-content/photos/IMG_1339.jpg width=400 height=271><br /><br />Dillinger Four are IMHO, arguably the best thing to ever come out of Minneapolis, even outside of the punk rock spectrum (That's right, even better than Prince). They've influenced so many bands that have come out after them and, without sounding too cliche, will continue to do so for years. The energy and intensity they put out during their live performances is not unlike taking a cattle prod to the nuts. So we decided that we're gonna dedicating this post to them.<br /><br />Their song "Noble Stabbings!" includes the following lyrics:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">I am not unforgiving<br />But I won't take the fall<br />Let the ashes surround us<br />I am not gonna crawl through<br />Broken glass and razor wire<br />I don't care if yesterday burns<br />Stoke up the fire<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Fire, ashes, razor wire and broken glass... nice. All these make for gruesome results so it wasn't too hard to come up with a Fucked Up question. Even for those not familiar with punk, you should check Dillinger Four out just cause we said so.<br /></div></div><br />Would you rather...<br /><br />1) Be strangled for a minute with razor wire (non-fatal) <span style="font-weight: bold;">or<span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span></span><span><span>crawl army-style through fifty yards of broken glass?</span></span>That's Fucked Up: The Bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11113919741692690113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1279939621176253675.post-53179588733363874152009-10-07T18:14:00.000-07:002009-10-07T20:49:39.606-07:00Daily Fucked Up Question #14<img src="http://i1014.photobucket.com/albums/af270/ThatsEffedUpBlog/img_35.gif"><br /><br />Sorry dudes, due to some technical problems, we weren't able to post yesterday. Please still be our friends...please? =/ <br />Really? No? That's it? We're not friends? ...well fuck you asshole!<br />Oh wait...you DO want to be friends? Oh shit my bad, okay we're cool then we're cool.<br /><br />Uhh well anyway, we are in the midst of an eventful Wednesday folks! Not only does the new season of South Park start tonight, <s>but its user-submission day as well!</s> we're gonna be lazy and completely ignore user-submission day!<br /><br />And to make up for the lack of a post yesterday (you're lucky to be even getting that much out of us), we'll go ahead and post a couple South Park questions first:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Would You Rather...</span><br /><br />1) Eat your parents that were cooked into a chili <span style="font-weight:bold;">or</span> have the sound of your name be the brown noise?<br />2) Use the entity as your only means of transportation <span style="font-weight:bold;">or</span> a fetus permanently stuck to your head?<br />3) Have a gerbil burrow through your ass <span style="font-weight:bold;">or</span> fuck the post-op Garrison?That's Fucked Up: The Bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11113919741692690113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1279939621176253675.post-58013670618022377352009-10-05T20:56:00.000-07:002009-10-05T21:56:47.849-07:00Daily Fucked Up Question #13<img src=http://dropular.net/content/_fixed/9746xokrs_3068200328_784ac42c56.jpg><br /><br />Happy Monday, hope all of you are enjoying being miserable at your job or school. And don't lie, we know you're all miserable otherwise you wouldn't be perusing the internet to stumble upon our humble blog... That's really the only way to go about finding anything amusing on the internet, random perusing. And we're glad that of all the blogs you landed on, you landed on ours ;)<br /><br />Anyway, enough dick-sucking, here's what you came for hungry dogs, your daily TFU! question.<br /><br />Would you rather...<br /><br />1) Tongue the balls of Kimbo Slice after every workout for life <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> smuggle a pound of heroin in your ass across the U.S. border from Mexico once a week?That's Fucked Up: The Bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11113919741692690113noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1279939621176253675.post-41397766219639755462009-10-02T16:21:00.000-07:002009-10-03T12:54:45.624-07:00Daily Fucked Up Question #12<img src="http://i1014.photobucket.com/albums/af270/ThatsEffedUpBlog/dogcostume.jpg" /><br /><br />Just wanted to say thanks again, TFU! followers. Within 24 hours we received another 100 unique hits! To celebrate we're throwing another party, with FREE FOOD...except you came too late and we only have two types of...ehh... "unique" culinary items for you. Here's your choices:<br /><br />Would You Rather...<br /><br />1) Eat a hotdog made of real dog meat <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> eat a Boston cream donut where the cream is a guy from Boston's special 'cream' filling?That's Fucked Up: The Bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11113919741692690113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1279939621176253675.post-65062975845210437402009-10-01T19:51:00.000-07:002009-10-02T16:49:46.256-07:00Daily Fucked Up Question #11<img src="http://i1014.photobucket.com/albums/af270/ThatsEffedUpBlog/4172_inside-outlaw-bikers-warlock-w.jpg" /><br /><br />IT'S TIME TO PARTY TFU!<br /><br />LAST NIGHT WE HIT 500 UNIQUE VIEWS AND NOW WE'RE TYPING IN ALL CAPS TO SHOW HOW EXCITED WE ARE! LET'S CELEBRATE WITH A 500 QUESTION:<br /><br />WOULD YOU RATHER...<br /><br />1) TRY TO FIGHT 500 BIKER DUDES<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>OR</span> BE THE CENTER OF A 500 GUY BUKAKKE CIRCLE?That's Fucked Up: The Bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11113919741692690113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1279939621176253675.post-92193508637631853272009-09-30T20:49:00.000-07:002009-10-02T15:59:22.686-07:00User Submission Contest #2<img src="http://i1014.photobucket.com/albums/af270/ThatsEffedUpBlog/lulz.jpg" /><br /><br />Great job this week, you sick fucks. We received some particularly disturbing submissions this week...most involving incest. I highly suggest therapy to all you degenerates, but can't deny a job well done.<br /><br />Here's the cream of the crop:<br /><br />Would You Rather...<br /><br />1) Curb-stomp a newborn baby<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>or </span>have a threesome with your sister and mom?<br />-Marc, Carlisle PA<br /><br />2) Have a dude piss in your mouth in a public place <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> get caught taking a big dump in front of a group of hot chicks?<br />-Payam, Northvale NJ<br /><br />3) Be forced to kill your brother <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> fuck him?<br />-Murph, Holtzville NY<br /><br />4) Fuck your mom in the ass and shit on her face <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> get fucked in the ass and shit on your face by your dog?<br />-Dan, Farmingville NY<br /><br />5) Get covered in shit and piss everyday for the rest of your life but fuck Meghan Fox once <span style="font-weight: bold;">or </span>never fuck anybody again?<br />-Kevin, Lake Ronkonkoma NY<br /><br />Remember every Wednesday is user-submission day, so keep them coming!That's Fucked Up: The Bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11113919741692690113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1279939621176253675.post-38881186440589593432009-09-29T20:22:00.000-07:002009-10-02T16:00:42.692-07:00Daily Fucked Up Question #10<img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSJcrx7GsNx-FYnIm7TIBuf9TsL7wrTozdC7BagVCrAXFxUz9i79Faut8wr1_jxI1KpUzcxDw8pZMauO4LrTPAlPTZZskGQ0JgYIp-l7U8QxGCWQzgicUA4AF2N8SIg9iatZVg-JLzLbo/s400/transformers.jpg" /><br /><br />So how many people liked Transformers 2? All the action any Michael Bay fan could wish for, a hot piece of booty to gander at while running in slow motion and all the nostalgia of seeing your favorite childhood toys blow each other to shit, right?<br /><br />Well, that movie sucked at least ten dicks.<br /><br />Anyway, in honor of those ten dicks and Michael Bay's cash cow, Megan Fox, we're gonna have a "Would You Rather..." partially inspired by this heap of cinema dribble.<br /><br />Would You Rather...<br /><br />1) Suck ten dicks to be able to fuck Megan Fox <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span><span><span> amputate all of your limbs for one billion dollars? (You can't buy prosthetic limbs though)<br /></span></span>That's Fucked Up: The Bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11113919741692690113noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1279939621176253675.post-15447967483354455542009-09-28T21:10:00.000-07:002009-10-02T16:01:22.648-07:00Daily Fucked Up Question #9<img src="http://i1014.photobucket.com/albums/af270/ThatsEffedUpBlog/dogs.jpg" width="400" height="271" /><br /><br />Mazel Tov heebs!<br /><br />Hope you're having a wonderful Yom Kippur to all you Jews out there. And to the rest of us, enjoy the day off.<br /><br />Would You Rather...<br /><br />1) Eat a regurgitated gefilte fish and matza cocktail, spewn from Larry David <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> have a yarmulke made of Seth Rogen's pubes stapled to your head?That's Fucked Up: The Bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11113919741692690113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1279939621176253675.post-49164832789943821432009-09-26T10:25:00.001-07:002009-10-03T16:59:32.761-07:00Daily Fucked Up Question #8<img src="http://i1014.photobucket.com/albums/af270/ThatsEffedUpBlog/dermnet_photo_of_cavernous_hemangio.jpg" /><br /><br />Sorry for missing a post yesterday dudes. Due to a meteor impact, giant robots, and a lot of internet problems, we were not able to get online. But to make it up to you, we'll give ya two questions today instead of one...please don't hate us =(<br /><br />Would You Rather...<br /><br />1) After taking excessive amounts of mushrooms go to a haunted house <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> ride Kingda Kaa?<br />2) Be tied up, covered in sugar, and have fireants poured on you <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> have a spider lay eggs in your nose, ears, asshole, pee-hole and behind your eyes?That's Fucked Up: The Bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11113919741692690113noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1279939621176253675.post-86815340447498209172009-09-24T17:42:00.000-07:002009-10-02T16:03:25.673-07:00Daily Fucked Up Question #7<img src="http://wtfoodge.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/runner-poop-pants.jpg" width="400" height="271" /><br /><br />So, thanks again to all the TFU! Blog readers for their submissions. You've all proven yourselves a sick, depraved, emotionally disturbed bunch. Like us. So get out more, see the world or something. But we have to admit, we slipped up a bit and missed some submissions. And since we're men and we own up to our own faults, we're gonna post them up right here.<br /><br />Would You Rather...<br /><br />1) Have your fingers smashed individually with a round side of a ball peen hammer <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> have ur dick hole paper cut?<br />- L1FTHVY-MISCER<br /><br />2) Drink a bucket of jizz expelled from a gang of filthy HIV positive hobos <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> eat rancid tuna out of Patrick Swayze's freshly decaying asshole?<br />-Anonymous<br /><br /><br />Pretty nice... So keep sending these baby's in, TFU! Droogs. And to take us out, we'll leave you with one of our own. See you in the funny papers, dickweeds.<br /><br />Would You Rather...<br /><br />1) Be bound and gagged with an obese dude's jock strap after a long run <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> a woman's shit and blood stained panties?That's Fucked Up: The Bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11113919741692690113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1279939621176253675.post-65632132482965413072009-09-23T18:50:00.000-07:002009-10-02T16:05:10.106-07:00User Submission Contest #1<img src="http://i1014.photobucket.com/albums/af270/ThatsEffedUpBlog/piss.jpg" /><br /><br />Wazzupppppp? (anybody else remember when people used to say that?...no?....nobody?)<br /><br />Well anyway, today is the day you've all been waiting for. It's the day you finally get your 15 minutes of fame. We got insane amounts of emails this week. After reading through countless shitty submissions, hassle-free debt solutions, and offerings of hot singles in our area, we ended up with a few great questions (most have to do with semen). Here's the best of the user-submissions you sick fucks sent us this week:<br /><br />Would you rather...<br /><br />1) Fuck your grandma to death <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> snowball with your grandpa after you ejaculate in his mouth?<br />-Stefan, Marlboro NJ<br /><br />2) Cum in Oprah's ass and then lick off the feces/semen mix as it drips out <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> get fucked raw by Mr. T?<br />-TJ, Carmel NY<br /><br />3) Suck a dude's dick and swallow <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> eat a dude's shitty asshole out?<br />-Joe, Waterbury CT<br /><br />4) Have sex with a bear trap <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> eat 3 mozzarella sticks?(Here's the catch: those mozzarella sticks....are fucking delicious)<br />-Keith, Holbrook NY<br /><br />5) Have your eyeball popped out and get skull fucked <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> your arm torn off and your wound fucked? (Both until orgasm)<br />-Dylan, Irvington NY<br /><br />6) Eat out Whoopi Goldberg's stinky, crusty pussy and diarrhea-tasting asshole <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> have your flacid dick get caught in a slamming car door?<br />-Dave, Marlboro NJ<br /><br />7) Lick up a pile of puke (origin unknown) <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> have a pine cone shoved up your ass?<br />-Jackie, Lake Grove NYThat's Fucked Up: The Bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11113919741692690113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1279939621176253675.post-49343120229282266852009-09-22T19:17:00.000-07:002009-10-02T16:05:51.322-07:00Daily Fucked Up Question #6<img src="http://i1014.photobucket.com/albums/af270/ThatsEffedUpBlog/Huang-Jiaxin.jpg" /><br /><br />Would you rather...<br /><br />1) Saw off and eat, an obese man's stomach <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> eat six dick and sauerkraut sandwiches?<br /><br />Oh and just a reminder, the deadline for user-submissions is at midnight tonight. Make sure you get them in on time!That's Fucked Up: The Bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11113919741692690113noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1279939621176253675.post-53392964096892371292009-09-21T19:45:00.000-07:002009-10-02T16:06:49.675-07:00Daily Fucked Up Question #5<img src="http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL1161/3819805/16890296/374567556.jpg" width="400" height="271" /><br /><br />Ahoy faggots,<br /><br />We had such a great time raping and pillaging on "Talk Like A Pirate Day" this Saturday, that we've decided to celebrate by having a pirate themed edition of the Daily Fucked Up Question:<br /><br />Would You Rather...<br /><br />1) Fuck a chick raw with full-blown scurvy (symptoms include: bleeding gums, bloated face, large tumors and bad breath) <span style="font-weight: bold;">or </span>walk the plank into crocodile infested water?<br />2) Have two peg legs <span style="font-weight: bold;">or </span>two peg arms?<br />3) Get raped by a horde of horny invading pirates <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> get busted for every song and movie you ever pirated?That's Fucked Up: The Bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11113919741692690113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1279939621176253675.post-54449959173797946762009-09-18T09:20:00.000-07:002009-10-02T16:07:25.341-07:00Daily Fucked Up Question #4<img src="http://www.diamondsecuritysystems.co.uk/images/smiling-elderly-couple-FC5046-149.jpg" width="400" height="271" /><br /><br />Well, hello there, TFU! readers...<br /><br />Here's some more questions to wrap your brains around... and because we're still in our preliminary run, we're hitting you with <span style="font-weight: bold;">another</span> three fucked up scenarios. So here we go yo.<br /><br />Would You Rather...<br /><br />1) Suck the puss out of a burst herpes boil <span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span>or</span> lick a stripper pole clean? (with the very likely chance you'll catch herpes)<br />2) Have an elderly man cum in your butt <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> shit on your face?<br />3) Have both your eyeballs stung by killer bees <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> have a rhino ram it's horn up your ass?That's Fucked Up: The Bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11113919741692690113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1279939621176253675.post-9556229968489895022009-09-17T12:38:00.000-07:002009-10-02T16:10:39.321-07:00Daily Fucked Up Question #3<img src="http://www.innfusion.com/blogimages/Brick.jpg" width="170" height="170" /><img src="http://www.nettally.com/palmk/RazorKnifeBlades.jpg" width="170" height="186" /><br /><br />Keep those user submissions coming in! We're going to extend the deadline to next Wednesday.<br /><br />Just like yesterday, we're hooking you guys up with <span style="font-weight: bold;">three</span> questions today, instead of the usual one:<br /><br />Would You Rather...<br /><br />1) Shit literal bricks <span style="font-weight: bold;">or </span>shit small razors?<br />2) Find out the chick you just hooked up with is a tranny <span style="font-weight: bold;">or </span>is related to you by blood?<br />3) Melt off your nose with a hot iron <span style="font-weight: bold;">or </span>stick your hand in a blender?<br /><br />As always, be sure to come back tomorrow for another edition of the Daily Fucked Up Question!That's Fucked Up: The Bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11113919741692690113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1279939621176253675.post-24365908782071447992009-09-16T10:48:00.000-07:002009-10-02T16:11:28.953-07:00Think You're Fucked Up Enough?<img src="http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00038/chebar_02_516x350_38030a.jpg" width="400" height="271" /><br /><br />This is your chance to finally make it big. Those 15 minutes of fame you've always dreamed of are just an email away. Here's your opportunity:<br /><br />Email us with your own questions! Every Wednesday we'll post a few of the best user submissions.<br /><br /><br />All emails should be sent to <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">ThatsEffedUpBlog@gmail.com<br /><br /></span>...Just think how many <span>chicks will</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> drop their pants</span> if you mention that you're on this site.That's Fucked Up: The Bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11113919741692690113noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1279939621176253675.post-29871900774497951532009-09-16T10:13:00.000-07:002009-10-02T16:12:13.213-07:00Daily Fucked Up Question #2<img src="http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/1/12981/10_2008/sad.jpg" /><br /><br />Not only are we posting today's Daily Fucked Up Question, but we also decided to throw in a couple bonus questions too...cause hey we like you ;)<br /><br />Would you rather...<br /><br />1) Eat 3 used tampons <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> a used condom? (Both found in a parking lot, origin unknown)<br />2) Get punched in the balls by Mike Tyson <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> fall 30 feet, head first, into a cactus field?<br />3) During sex, have a chick ask "is it in yet?" <span style="font-weight: bold;">or </span>have her accidentally call you your brother's name?<br /><br />Be sure to come back tomorrow for another edition Daily Fucked Up Question!That's Fucked Up: The Bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11113919741692690113noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1279939621176253675.post-32010486540362823672009-09-15T20:44:00.000-07:002009-10-02T16:12:54.872-07:00The "That's Fucked Up!" Drinking GameHere's a drinking game us at ThatsFuckedUpBlog have created for all you jackasses. Compile a list of our questions and grab a bunch of beers. Go through each question, and have everybody write down their answers. After you have asked every question, have everybody share their answers. Those who are in the minority drink. If there's a tie, everybody drinks.<br /><br />Oh, and if anybody says "That's fucked up", they have to chug!<br /><br />Send us feedback or pictures of you playing and we'll post 'em!<br /><br />Everything should be sent to: ThatsEffedUpBlog@gmail.comThat's Fucked Up: The Bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11113919741692690113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1279939621176253675.post-58329023070829136882009-09-15T20:12:00.000-07:002009-10-02T16:14:12.289-07:00Daily Fucked Up Question #1<img src="http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL1161/3819805/16890296/374291630.jpg" /><br /><br />Welcome to our first installment of the Daily Fucked Up Question.<br /><br />Normally, we'll post <span style="font-weight: bold;">one</span> question Monday-Fridays. Luckily for you assholes we decided to start you off with a nice collection of our famous blend of questions.<br /><br />Enjoy!<br />(...you probably won't enjoy, but at least try not to puke on your monitor)<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Would You Rather...</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">1) Drink a glass of period blood <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> take a shot of semen? (You don't know who either came from)<br />2) Stick a fire ant in your pee-hole <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> stick a lit firecracker in your asshole? (neither will kill you in this situation)<br />3) Eat a raw NYC street pigeon <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> a barbecued NYC sewer rat?<br />4) Rip out a homeless dude's pubic hair with your teeth <span style="font-weight: bold;">or </span>have a him finger your significant other?<br />5) Eat out Rosie O'Donnell <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> fuck a dude of your choice? (both until orgasm)<br />6) Chop the head off you dick with a machete <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> hammer a needle through your testicle?<br />7) Live in a world without boobs <span style="font-weight: bold;">or </span>alcohol?<br />8) Jerk off your Dad <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> eat out your mom? (both until orgasm)<br />9) Be able to fuck anybody you want but cum in ten seconds <span style="font-weight: bold;">or</span> be able to cum on demand but only fuck fat chicks?<br />10) Pull out your two front teeth with pliers <span style="font-weight: bold;">or </span>all your fingernails and toenails?<br /></div></div>That's Fucked Up: The Bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11113919741692690113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1279939621176253675.post-65366129703510328012009-09-15T19:27:00.000-07:002009-10-02T16:15:16.156-07:00Pilot PostHey Dickweeds,<br /><br />Us here at ThatsFuckedUp.Blogspot.com would like to welcome you to our site. While on this site you will be asked deeply disturbing questions that are great to share with friends at a party, or even just to read to yourself. The questions are preceded with the age-old "Would you rather...", however what comes next is not for children, old people, or those with heart conditions. (Also our lawyers have advised us that you should not use this product while pregnant, as it may cause spontaneous abortions.) Two choices, equally fucked up will be presented. Pick your answer, and discuss with your buddies. Then repeat for the next question ad infinituim. Here's the only rule:<br /><br />You MUST pick an answer. "fuck you bro" or "I'd rather kill myself" are not options. Consequences for those who utter such nonsense are to be set by the players (We chose a kick to the nuts).<br /><br />It has always been a custom between our friends to out-do each other with vile, inappropriate, soul-crushing questions. While we may get grossed out every time, it is our duty not only as players of the game, but as Americans to answer these questions. One must look deep into their hearts to ultimately answer their question. Some prefer meditation, some retreat into the wilderness for a week, while the rest of us prefer a cold beer as a way of achieving enlightenment. Regardless of how you answer, a good laugh and a great conversation always ensues.<br /><br />And to all of you shouting "HEY THIS SOUND JUST LIKE ZOBMONDO!", chill your tits. We've always been fans of Zobmondo, but we wanted to take their system to the next level. To ask the questions that needed to be ask. Questions that are too politically incorrect, disgusting, or illegal for the mainstream "Would You Rather" organizations.<br /><br />Oh, and one more thing. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, attempt anything you read on this site. They are highly dangerous and often highly illegal (yes, incest IS illegal). Be smart and avoid sticking fire-crackers in your ass or chugging bodily fluids.<br /><br />With that being said, I hope you enjoy our site cocksuckers.That's Fucked Up: The Bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11113919741692690113noreply@blogger.com0