User Submission Contest #2

Great job this week, you sick fucks. We received some particularly disturbing submissions this week...most involving incest. I highly suggest therapy to all you degenerates, but can't deny a job well done.

Here's the cream of the crop:

Would You Rather...

1) Curb-stomp a newborn baby or have a threesome with your sister and mom?
-Marc, Carlisle PA

2) Have a dude piss in your mouth in a public place or get caught taking a big dump in front of a group of hot chicks?
-Payam, Northvale NJ

3) Be forced to kill your brother or fuck him?
-Murph, Holtzville NY

4) Fuck your mom in the ass and shit on her face or get fucked in the ass and shit on your face by your dog?
-Dan, Farmingville NY

5) Get covered in shit and piss everyday for the rest of your life but fuck Meghan Fox once or never fuck anybody again?
-Kevin, Lake Ronkonkoma NY

Remember every Wednesday is user-submission day, so keep them coming!

Daily Fucked Up Question #7

So, thanks again to all the TFU! Blog readers for their submissions. You've all proven yourselves a sick, depraved, emotionally disturbed bunch. Like us. So get out more, see the world or something. But we have to admit, we slipped up a bit and missed some submissions. And since we're men and we own up to our own faults, we're gonna post them up right here.

Would You Rather...

1) Have your fingers smashed individually with a round side of a ball peen hammer or have ur dick hole paper cut?
- L1FTHVY-MISCER

2) Drink a bucket of jizz expelled from a gang of filthy HIV positive hobos or eat rancid tuna out of Patrick Swayze's freshly decaying asshole?
-Anonymous


Pretty nice... So keep sending these baby's in, TFU! Droogs. And to take us out, we'll leave you with one of our own. See you in the funny papers, dickweeds.

Would You Rather...

1) Be bound and gagged with an obese dude's jock strap after a long run or a woman's shit and blood stained panties?

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