Daily Fucked Up Question #12

Just wanted to say thanks again, TFU! followers. Within 24 hours we received another 100 unique hits! To celebrate we're throwing another party, with FREE FOOD...except you came too late and we only have two types of...ehh... "unique" culinary items for you. Here's your choices:

Would You Rather...

1) Eat a hotdog made of real dog meat or eat a Boston cream donut where the cream is a guy from Boston's special 'cream' filling?

Daily Fucked Up Question #11

IT'S TIME TO PARTY TFU!

LAST NIGHT WE HIT 500 UNIQUE VIEWS AND NOW WE'RE TYPING IN ALL CAPS TO SHOW HOW EXCITED WE ARE! LET'S CELEBRATE WITH A 500 QUESTION:

WOULD YOU RATHER...

1) TRY TO FIGHT 500 BIKER DUDES OR BE THE CENTER OF A 500 GUY BUKAKKE CIRCLE?

User Submission Contest #1

Wazzupppppp? (anybody else remember when people used to say that?...no?....nobody?)

Well anyway, today is the day you've all been waiting for. It's the day you finally get your 15 minutes of fame. We got insane amounts of emails this week. After reading through countless shitty submissions, hassle-free debt solutions, and offerings of hot singles in our area, we ended up with a few great questions (most have to do with semen). Here's the best of the user-submissions you sick fucks sent us this week:

Would you rather...

1) Fuck your grandma to death or snowball with your grandpa after you ejaculate in his mouth?
-Stefan, Marlboro NJ

2) Cum in Oprah's ass and then lick off the feces/semen mix as it drips out or get fucked raw by Mr. T?
-TJ, Carmel NY

3) Suck a dude's dick and swallow or eat a dude's shitty asshole out?
-Joe, Waterbury CT

4) Have sex with a bear trap or eat 3 mozzarella sticks?(Here's the catch: those mozzarella sticks....are fucking delicious)
-Keith, Holbrook NY

5) Have your eyeball popped out and get skull fucked or your arm torn off and your wound fucked? (Both until orgasm)
-Dylan, Irvington NY

6) Eat out Whoopi Goldberg's stinky, crusty pussy and diarrhea-tasting asshole or have your flacid dick get caught in a slamming car door?
-Dave, Marlboro NJ

7) Lick up a pile of puke (origin unknown) or have a pine cone shoved up your ass?
-Jackie, Lake Grove NY

Daily Fucked Up Question #1

Welcome to our first installment of the Daily Fucked Up Question.

Normally, we'll post one question Monday-Fridays. Luckily for you assholes we decided to start you off with a nice collection of our famous blend of questions.

Enjoy!
(...you probably won't enjoy, but at least try not to puke on your monitor)

Would You Rather...

1) Drink a glass of period blood or take a shot of semen? (You don't know who either came from)
2) Stick a fire ant in your pee-hole or stick a lit firecracker in your asshole? (neither will kill you in this situation)
3) Eat a raw NYC street pigeon or a barbecued NYC sewer rat?
4) Rip out a homeless dude's pubic hair with your teeth or have a him finger your significant other?
5) Eat out Rosie O'Donnell or fuck a dude of your choice? (both until orgasm)
6) Chop the head off you dick with a machete or hammer a needle through your testicle?
7) Live in a world without boobs or alcohol?
8) Jerk off your Dad or eat out your mom? (both until orgasm)
9) Be able to fuck anybody you want but cum in ten seconds or be able to cum on demand but only fuck fat chicks?
10) Pull out your two front teeth with pliers or all your fingernails and toenails?