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Hey Dickweeds,

Us here at ThatsFuckedUp.Blogspot.com would like to welcome you to our site. While on this site you will be asked deeply disturbing questions that are great to share with friends at a party, or even just to read to yourself. The questions are preceded with the age-old "Would you rather...", however what comes next is not for children, old people, or those with heart conditions. (Also our lawyers have advised us that you should not use this product while pregnant, as it may cause spontaneous abortions.) Two choices, equally fucked up will be presented. Pick your answer, and discuss with your buddies. Then repeat for the next question ad infinituim. Here's the only rule:

You MUST pick an answer. "fuck you bro" or "I'd rather kill myself" are not options. Consequences for those who utter such nonsense are to be set by the players (We chose a kick to the nuts).

It has always been a custom between our friends to out-do each other with vile, inappropriate, soul-crushing questions. While we may get grossed out every time, it is our duty not only as players of the game, but as Americans to answer these questions. One must look deep into their hearts to ultimately answer their question. Some prefer meditation, some retreat into the wilderness for a week, while the rest of us prefer a cold beer as a way of achieving enlightenment. Regardless of how you answer, a good laugh and a great conversation always ensues.

And to all of you shouting "HEY THIS SOUND JUST LIKE ZOBMONDO!", chill your tits. We've always been fans of Zobmondo, but we wanted to take their system to the next level. To ask the questions that needed to be ask. Questions that are too politically incorrect, disgusting, or illegal for the mainstream "Would You Rather" organizations.

Oh, and one more thing. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, attempt anything you read on this site. They are highly dangerous and often highly illegal (yes, incest IS illegal). Be smart and avoid sticking fire-crackers in your ass or chugging bodily fluids.

With that being said, I hope you enjoy our site cocksuckers.