Wazzupppppp? (anybody else remember when people used to say that?...no?....nobody?)
Well anyway, today is the day you've all been waiting for. It's the day you finally get your 15 minutes of fame. We got insane amounts of emails this week. After reading through countless shitty submissions, hassle-free debt solutions, and offerings of hot singles in our area, we ended up with a few great questions (most have to do with semen). Here's the best of the user-submissions you sick fucks sent us this week:
Would you rather...
1) Fuck your grandma to death or snowball with your grandpa after you ejaculate in his mouth?
-Stefan, Marlboro NJ
2) Cum in Oprah's ass and then lick off the feces/semen mix as it drips out or get fucked raw by Mr. T?
-TJ, Carmel NY
3) Suck a dude's dick and swallow or eat a dude's shitty asshole out?
-Joe, Waterbury CT
4) Have sex with a bear trap or eat 3 mozzarella sticks?(Here's the catch: those mozzarella sticks....are fucking delicious)
-Keith, Holbrook NY
5) Have your eyeball popped out and get skull fucked or your arm torn off and your wound fucked? (Both until orgasm)
-Dylan, Irvington NY
6) Eat out Whoopi Goldberg's stinky, crusty pussy and diarrhea-tasting asshole or have your flacid dick get caught in a slamming car door?
-Dave, Marlboro NJ
7) Lick up a pile of puke (origin unknown) or have a pine cone shoved up your ass?
-Jackie, Lake Grove NY
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