Welcome to our first installment of the Daily Fucked Up Question.
Normally, we'll post one question Monday-Fridays. Luckily for you assholes we decided to start you off with a nice collection of our famous blend of questions.
Enjoy!
(...you probably won't enjoy, but at least try not to puke on your monitor)
Would You Rather...
1) Drink a glass of period blood or take a shot of semen? (You don't know who either came from)
2) Stick a fire ant in your pee-hole or stick a lit firecracker in your asshole? (neither will kill you in this situation)
3) Eat a raw NYC street pigeon or a barbecued NYC sewer rat?
4) Rip out a homeless dude's pubic hair with your teeth or have a him finger your significant other?
5) Eat out Rosie O'Donnell or fuck a dude of your choice? (both until orgasm)
6) Chop the head off you dick with a machete or hammer a needle through your testicle?
7) Live in a world without boobs or alcohol?
8) Jerk off your Dad or eat out your mom? (both until orgasm)
9) Be able to fuck anybody you want but cum in ten seconds or be able to cum on demand but only fuck fat chicks?
10) Pull out your two front teeth with pliers or all your fingernails and toenails?
2) Stick a fire ant in your pee-hole or stick a lit firecracker in your asshole? (neither will kill you in this situation)
3) Eat a raw NYC street pigeon or a barbecued NYC sewer rat?
4) Rip out a homeless dude's pubic hair with your teeth or have a him finger your significant other?
5) Eat out Rosie O'Donnell or fuck a dude of your choice? (both until orgasm)
6) Chop the head off you dick with a machete or hammer a needle through your testicle?
7) Live in a world without boobs or alcohol?
8) Jerk off your Dad or eat out your mom? (both until orgasm)
9) Be able to fuck anybody you want but cum in ten seconds or be able to cum on demand but only fuck fat chicks?
10) Pull out your two front teeth with pliers or all your fingernails and toenails?
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